The Osama Bin Laden Award for Achievements

Just the other day a friend of mine posted an article on facebook about how ahmed zewail accepted an award that was named an Israily scientist (wolf foundation award), he pointed out that this means that he is accepts and recognizes israel which means he is a traitor, betraying his country and his people by accepting that prize. It got me thinking, 

1. Israel doesn't want us (arab's/muslims/middleast) to become better countries.
2. Israel monitors our progress and when ever we have someone that excels in technology or in anything really they eliminate.
3. Mustafa Musharafa and Samira Musa were assassinated by Israel, however lately they changed their policy from assassination to character assassination. 
4. As it turns out all it takes for a country to shun out one if its most brilliant minds is receiving recognition or being associated in any sort way or form with Israel.
5. So as Israel whenever i feel threatened by someone all i need to do is to thank him, and that would make his entire country hate him and even attack him.
6. on the other hand if i want someone to make it big all i need to do is to act indifferent or attack him.
7. Israel is not brilliant....our mass conscious is just corrupt and generally sick.

Knowing that every single nation on earth has this type of people, perhaps we should use that, whenever we find someone who is actually doing something for his country (given that we aren't on good terms with that country) we'd grant that person the OBL award, thus guarantying that his loyalty would be questioned by his people and govronment, all it'd take us is setting up a nicely sized award, and a logo that would look intimdating to westreners, and then plastering the internet with that person's photo along with the OBL logo, and his people would do the rest for us (I recomond having a klashinkof, a Quraan with a green backround and a fierce looking bearded guy on the logo).

Locally I'd recommend using the "Morties" The Mortada Mansour Prize for Intellectuals, With Mortada Mansour handing out the award himself, and the award cermony should be aired execlusively on the faraeen channel. Such an award would be a political carreer killer.

Finally I'd like to state the following Einstein and Marie Curie were Jewish, if they were alive they'd have most definitely been made heroes by Israel, and of course we'd have rejected them to work with us...